wrong number!

"hello, honey, this is daddy, is mommy near the phone?"
"no daddy, she's upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Paul."
...after a brief pause, daddy says "but honey, you heaven't got an uncle Paul."
"oh yes i do and he's upstrairs in the room with mommy now."
brief pause "uh, okay then, this is what i want you to do.. put the phone down on the table, run upstrairs and knock on the badroom door and shout out to mommy that daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
"okay daddy, just a minute."
a few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "i did it daddy"
"and what happened honey?"
"well, mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
"oh my god!! what about your uncle Paul?"
he jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.. he was all scared an he jumped out of the back window into the swimming pool. but i guess he didn't know that you took out of the water last week to clean it. he hit the bottem of the pool and i think he's dead"
long pause.. longer pause.. even longer pause.. then daady says, "swimming pool?" is this 486-5731?"
"no, this is 486-5713...."
"sorry, wrong number!!!!!"